Wednesday, January 29, 2003

State of my Psyche
I had a dream about the State of the Union address last night. At a key moment in his speech, Bush mentions that Sen. John McCain played an instrumental role in formulating Policy Such-and-Such. All eyes turn to McCain and he stands up and lifts both arms as he gives the thumbs up. In doing this, McCain reveals huge sweat stains at the armpits on his collared shirt. It is at that moment that the camera closes in on Bush's face and he grimaces, saying "Senator McCain, please put away those Weapons of Mass Perspiration!"

I shit you not. This is what I dreamt!


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