Big Condiment
If Cheney's ties to Halliburton are a source of concern and controversy, then I think its fair to raise similar concerns about Kerry's ties to Heinz. The condiment giant has a direct economic interest in seeing that American fast food intake remain at peak levels, since ketchup constitutes an integral ingredient in American fast food fare like hamburgers, hot dogs, and french fries. Given Kerry's personal ties to Big Condiment, we can expect a Kerry presidency to be waistband unfriendly. A Kerry administration will promote increased consumer consumption of Ketchup Delivery Vehicles (KDVs). These KDVs are notorious dietary polluters - generating exhaustion, fat, and calories in the human environment. The unholy alliance of Big Condiment and manufacturers of KDVs represents a real threat to the average American, a threat that will grow in size and scope if John Kerry is president.