Gubmint Cheese
A few days ago I had to speak at a NH business roundtable sponsored by the US Dept. of Commerce. I was bummed that they didn't have any bananas available with the complimentary breakfast assortment. They had dry bready, mealy bagels and yogurt, and a melon salad - but no bananas. My right eyebrow was spasming uncontrollably. A twitch. I'm not sure if it is visible to anybody. I get it when I'm deficient in potassium or maybe it's B vitamins. Anyways, I needed a banana then. When you're wearing a suit, you can't be showing a twitching eyebrow.