Mentally Going There
The worst thing about the Senator Seabass Larry Craig incident is that one can't help imagining how the hell a successful bathroom tryst works out mechanically. Does Larry Craig slide his waist underneath the stall or does he and the other go into the handicapped stall together (where there is more room)? What happens if there is a film of mung on the bathroom floor? Or all those little rogue squares of bathroom tissue laying around the can. How does one deal with all that bathroom mess that accumulates due to people using the airport bathroom for its intended purposes and not from the exotic activities that Sen. Craig sought? Is there an etiquette here? Senator Seabass Tappytoes disturbs the mind.