Friday, July 11, 2003

Big Whoop
I am a slave to the Big corporate interests. Yesterday I sprinkled Big Salt (Morton's) on my meal which was situated on Big Dinnerware (Pfaltzgraff) and I used Big Cutlery (Oneida) to manipulate the Big Food (Shaw's) into my mouth. I sat on Big Comfort (Jordan's Furniture) and watched Big News (NBC) do a story on Big Tobacco and the Big Anchorman (Brokaw) conveyed the requisite Big Worry. I then got up and went to the bathroom where I sat on Big Porcelain (American Standard) but realized too late that we were out of Big Tissue (Cottonelle)....


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