Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Kerry Haikus
My wife is on a roll. Here are her musings on candidate Kerry.

You are ridin’ high
On your primary winnings
Edwards gaining fast.
I trust your kind face
It reminds me so much of
Lincoln and Botox.
Divorced first rich wife
Fifty seven varieties
Pays all the bills now.
You, a war hero,
Tromping through swamps with a gun
Does not a prez make.
Senator Kerry’s
Two hundred dollar haircut
Understands “common people”
If I hear once more
“Don’t let the door hit you, Bush”
I will vote Sharpton.


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