Bad Morning America
Man, the morning network news shows are pure insidiousness. They spare no effort in browbeating you into submission; to accept their worldview or be damned. They're afraid that having woken up, you'll have forgotten the previous day's efforts at thought control. So on comes a steaming cup of news brewed in the starkest terms. The disembodied newscasters remind you with each story that there are people you must accept as Saints and that there are people you must accept as Sinners - lest you forget! Make sure to let the Gallup pollsters know which is which when they come a-callin'.

Soylient Green is made from people - and it's served up with a big toothy Charlie Gibson shit-eating grin.