Collyfornia
The California recall election circus is in full swing. One candidate who I think should run and would immediately fix the state's problems is Lex Luther. Clearly what California needs now are two well placed nuclear missiles targeted directly at the San Andreas fault line...

Seriously though, while the media may dance around the edges regarding Arnold's family ties to the Nazi party, they have so far remained silent regarding Cruz Bustamante's former membership with a Mexican-American student extremist group MEChA whose guiding interest is in bringing about the violent separation from the United States those regions of the Southwest considered to be part of the Aztlan, or lands of the Aztecs (Mexica).

Okay, California. Have at it!