Jokin' in the Boys Room
I had a brief but humorous conversation with a coworker in my company's men's room. As I was washing my hands the coworker came in and I said, "What's up."

To which he replied, "Same Shit Different Day."

I then said, "I wonder what would be worse: Same shit, different day OR Different shit, same day."

After a brief pause the coworker burst out laughing, "Hahahahahaha. Different shit."