Deck the Halls with Piles of Crap
May the gadget commercials emerge! Indeed, this time of year is the Superbowl for clever inventors. I think Black & Decker has taken the lead in the marketing of their gizmo gifts. Consider for instance the samba music and the hip gyrating that is spontaneously generated the moment someone uses the Gizmo cordless cheese grater. How is it possible that do I not own this indispensable and entertaining item already? As for new weapons development in the War on Hermetically Sealed Containers, consider the benefit in owning both the Gizmo cordless can opener and the Lids Off automatic jar opener. Never be thwarted by cans and jars again! On the other hand, there is no need to discuss the seasonal blooming of the electric razors. Braun, Norelco, and the bulky Remington offer nothing new in the way of designs or advancements in the realm of men's grooming. And what about annual favorites The Clapper and Chia Pet. How possibly could there even be a Christmas at all without one of these venerable gifts snug under the tree?