Friday, January 16, 2004

Suicide Seagull
Man, it is so cold.

How cold is it?

It is so cold that even the wild animals want to die.

I was driving to work and I thought that a lump of snow or ice was in the road. But as I got closer I saw that it was a seagull. So I jammed on the breaks, barely stirring the bird. I had to blast the horn to convince it to move, and it did so with extreme reluctance. You know winter is in its cruelest month when not even the wild animals have the will to live.


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