Mount St. Van Halens
If I were Van Halen's band manager, I would begin the career reclamation project NOW. I would fly the band to the Mount St. Helens and get MTV or VH1 to do some live broadcasting of the band playing all their tunes (and make sure the volcano was seen in the background). And when ash and steam begins to pour out of the volcano, I would have Eddie Van Halen immediately kick into a kickass rendition of "Eruption".