Take a Whiff

I like that Spring comes and the snow melts and all, but the one thing I can't stand is the smell of Spring. I mean, all I can smell is the overpowering scent of defrosted dog shit! Think of all the doggie land mines that have accumulated in snow banks, yards, along sidewalks, everywhere! These piles have rested in a frozen state for all of winter, unable to wash away or decompose. They just sit there in a dormant state waiting for warmth to come and release their essence out into the world!

Ooof! I just hate the smell of defrosted dog shit!