Stanley Cup of Christ
Teams that win the Stanley Cup often allow each player on the team time to spend with the cup trophy. Some players show it off in their hometown. Some use it as a chip bowl. Some sleep with it in their bed. Now, since the Freemasons are reputed to have the Holy Grail in their possession, do you think they pass it around to each of their members, so that they may hang out with it for a bit, like hockey players do with the Stanley Cup?

Somewhere, right now, an elderly Shriner is relaxing in a barcalounger, eating beer nuts from the Cup of Christ.....