Deep Inhalation of Spores
Our house has suffered a deluge of leaks both through the roof and in the basement. We took care of the roof, but now we have to contend with moldy building material and insulation. My body is reacting to the mold colonies - I have difficulty gaining a full breath some nights when trying to sleep. I'll wake up struggling to gain full deep breaths. Need to do some extensive delousing soon.

Gubmint Cheese
A few days ago I had to speak at a NH business roundtable sponsored by the US Dept. of Commerce. I was bummed that they didn't have any bananas available with the complimentary breakfast assortment. They had dry bready, mealy bagels and yogurt, and a melon salad - but no bananas. My right eyebrow was spasming uncontrollably. A twitch. I'm not sure if it is visible to anybody. I get it when I'm deficient in potassium or maybe it's B vitamins. Anyways, I needed a banana then. When you're wearing a suit, you can't be showing a twitching eyebrow.

Asian Flu
Contagious blog is now coming at you from somewhere in Asia.

TeeVee
Classic TV if aired today:

Dukes of Hazzard
Dukes of Hazzard: Alabama
Dukes of Hazzard: Arkansas
Dragnet SVU
Dragnet CSI